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The real Lou
Feb 19, 1998

Hey everyone. My name's Lauren and I've been RPing online for six or seven years now. I did wolf/canine role play for several years, and I joined Revaliir in early 2016. I have three characters on this site. Paradox, my female centaur character, is my main character. I also have Aspect, a female animal shapeshifter, and Caligo, a female demonic shadow horse. If anyone wants to RP with any of my characters, pm me on here and I will get in contact with you.

I'm currently a junior in college, but due to advising screwing up, I'm essentially a second-year sophomore, even though I should have gotten my associates last fall. Yay, super senior…anyway, I'm transferring out of state this coming fall, 2019, so I should be able to make up lost time. I'm majoring in livestock/ranch management. I really want to be a cowboy/girl and work with horses and cattle.
Work-wise, I'm an evening barn manager at a small lesson barn nearby and still train, ride, and manage horses. I've been working with horses for a couple years now and still enjoy every day of it.

If anyone has any questions about me, feel free to ask!

All About Paradox


Name (& pronunciation): Paradox, no last name (yet) Pronounced: ˈperəˌdäks
Age: Looks 25
Place of Birth: A large forest far away.
Gender: Female
Species/Racial Origin: Horse Centaur, Quarter horse build
Language: Common and Equine. Can “talk” to most plants and animals.

Physical Description

Height: Over 7’/2.2M tall
Weight: 1,400 lbs
Hair: Strawberry Blonde, sometimes braided, runs in a mane down her back
Eyes: Gray
Detailed Physical Description: Athletic build, fair skinned upper body, red roan Quarter horse body, grey body, red tail, red hooves.
Typical Clothing/Equipment: White/gray tunic/shirt, has old knight armor that she occasionally wears that’s been refurbished to fit her needs. Has a bardiche and sheath as her primary weapon. Always has a small dagger on her person.

Relative Size Comparison to a Human Male


|Honest|Sarcastic| Paradox is honest to a fault and can be very blunt. She gives off the impression of being insensitive about others even though she doesn't necessarily mean it. She can have a cold shoulder and will go numb to others as a defensive mechanism if she doesn't like or trust you. She doesn't lie to people and doesn't see a point in it. She also has a deadpan/sarcastic/smart-aleck sense of humor due to her honesty. She is not afraid to speak her mind and this can lead her into trouble. Some like her for her trustworthiness and yet others don't like her for being so upfront. You either like her or you don't and she doesn't really care which way you go.

|Sigma|Unpredictable| Paradox has a definite Sigma personality. She avoids social circles and social hierarchy in general. She has no care for social consequences and can be antagonistic towards creatures she doesn't like. She has no desire to lead others, and yet, she has no desire to be led. Even though she isn't an upfront leader, she can lead indirectly and is very good at manipulating others. She can be intimidating and has a tendency to glare at others without meaning to. She likes to be her own individual, with no restraints or hindrances. She doesn't do very well in relationships because of its restriction on her freedom. It's safe to say you will never know what she is going to do.

|Flirt|Tease| Paradox will, if she likes you, probably flirt with you. If you start getting on her nerves, she will give a dose of insult with her flattery. When she flirts she never intends for the interaction to go any farther. She doesn't like players or being used. If she thinks an individual is using her, she will cut off interaction with the said person and forget about them. If she does like someone, she will tease them good-naturedly. You will know if she doesn't like you right away. She has a smart mouth.

|Intelligent|Prankster| Paradox is very smart and will likely show it in conversation. She loves random facts and trivia and is generally knowledgeable in a variety of areas. She is a good listener to others and genuinely cares about their feelings. She is not good at expressing her emotions in words and would rather show them to others. She loves a good conversation or a friendly debate amongst her peers. On occasion, she will engage in a prank or an amusing joke on/for/with others.

|Polite|Temperamental| Paradox has manners and will be well-mannered in front of others. She has class and she exhibits it to her full potential. She is proud and always holds her head up high. She avoids looking down on others and tries to keep an open mind. She's a fan of please and thank you. Even though she is well-mannered on the outside, inside she has a horrible temper that she regularly has to keep in check. She tries to keep from getting mad around others because once she starts its hard for her to stop. She's a skillful fighter, but usually prefers the use of her tongue and wit over strength and physical contact.

|Laidback|Practical| Paradox has a go-with-the-flow attitude and doesn't like direct conflict, but she isn't afraid to stand up for herself and be assertive. She gets along with most individuals in general. She can keep a grudge though if she is displeased by others, as she holds herself, and others, at very high standards of conduct. Though she has high standards, she does try to keep her feet on the ground and realize that no one is perfect. People make mistakes and she's aware of that, she's just not too fond of admitting to herself when she makes mistakes. This happens often as she will take things at face value and has a reputation for judging a book by its cover.

|Loyal|Stubborn| If an individual wins Paradox's trust, they will have a friend for life, through thick and thin. Her loyalty is strong and almost unbreakable. However, if you break her trust, she will forget about you entirely and you would be better off dead to her. She doesn't take lying well and you will regret it if she catches you. She is stubborn in her beliefs and ideas and is not easily swayed in her opinions. Arguing with her is almost pointless, but she is a good negotiator and is usually open to compromise, instead of a complete idea change.

Skills/Talents: She’s quickly becoming a skilled scholar and is knowledgeable about a very wide variety of topics. She is also adept with her bardiche and is very capable of protecting herself. She also has discovered that she’s capable of using her hooves as fire starters when necessary. She is also able to use light magic, she can heal some wounds, grow plants, and create food.
Favorites/Likes: She likes animals, especially horses, but has steadily grown distant from her original species as she’s become more educated and less animalistic. After teaching herself to read, she has really started to love books and literature. She appreciates good, meaningful conversation, and likes going to new places.
Most Hated/Dislikes: She has a strong dislike for alcohol and spirits. She believes that they corrupt the soul and make even the most civilized become beasts. She despises liars and hates dishonesty. She also hates dim-witted people and people that lack common sense really annoy her.
Goals/Ambitions: She doesn’t really have any goals right now. She’d eventually like to settle down and find a mate in the future, however, she has no intentions of bearing children. For now, she’s content reading books and finding out as much as she can about the world.
Strengths: She’s very adaptable and physically resilient. She is very strong and surprisingly flexible. She is a capable combatant with high intelligence. Her hearing and smell are very acute. Her sense of touch is very sensitive and she can feel vibrations through her hooves.
Weaknesses: She has a tendency to get very impatient with people and her mouth has gotten her into trouble more often than not, due to the fact that she speaks before she thinks. She also can be rather bull-headed at times, which can get her in trouble.
Fears: She is a bit claustrophobic and she has a fear of drowning.
Hobbies/Interests: She enjoys reading, researching various topics, long walks, cross country runs, braiding her hair, and traveling to new places and meeting new people.
Philosophy of Life: "Centaurs are no different than your kind. We are not the symbol of perfection that your people seek. There is none. Perfection is an idea, not a reality. I have searched for perfection for a long time, and it safe to say it doesn't exist. I'm sorry. Centaurs are both good and bad. Inside us dwells hatred, fear, anger, rage, greed, and jealousy. Like other mortals. But we also harbor joy, happiness, bliss, trust, and love. Some of us are just better at controlling one side over the other. As for a leader. That is something that I am not. I am not a follower either. I prefer my own path, to following those of others or leading others down mine. I just don't want to accept the responsibility of anyone besides myself. I am not a leader, but I am not a follower. I am a beast, and yet I am a man. I am good and yet I am bad. I am honest, and yet I still lie. I try to do good, and yet I still do wrong sometimes. I am a contradiction. A living paradox…"
Attitude Toward Death: It will find you when you least expect it, so live life the best you can, because you'll never know when your time is up.
Fetishes/Strange Behaviors:
Most Instructive/Painful/Memorable Experience:
Sexual Preference/Experience/Values:
Education/Special Training: Avid reader, self-taught, excellent with anti-calvary weapons, she can summon small amounts of food, magically healing for everything but the most severe of injuries, she was also trained informally in sciences, philosophy, and astronomy/astrology.
Place/Type of Residence: Travels everywhere, usually sleeps outside even when near places of residence due to space reasons
Occupation: Varies
Place of Work: Varies
Work-related Skills: Intelligent, well-versed in languages, good communication skills, good manual dexterity, and good physical strength.
Past Occupations: Fortress guard, research assistant, soldier, and escort.


|Nature Magic| Paradox knows a vast assortment of Nature Magic. Not the most powerful of sorts, but very reliable. She can speed the strength of which plants grow, heal minor wounds to mortals, create moderate portions of food, and other minor enhancements.

|Hooves| Paradox has incredibly strong hooves and uses them with expert precision when attacking or defending. They are infused with flint and steel, thus creating a stream of sparks when rubbed against each other the correct way. They also serve as her Whetstone, when the need arises.

|Fur| Paradox is covered in a covering of thick fur that protects her from the elements.

|Star Reading| Paradox is especially adept, like the rest of her kind, in the areas of Astrology and Astronomy. Her kind believes that the future can be told in the stars, however, she knows that the future is always changing, which means the stars can only show one of the many possible outcomes, making them unreliable to her.

|Animal Communication| Paradox is able to understand and communicate with earth animals and is especially fluid in the manner of equine.

|Smell| Paradox has a very good sense of smell, able to distinguish animals, humans, and other creatures by their scent. She is able to detect slight pheromone differences in individuals that appear human, but aren't actually in their natural form or are not entirely human.

|Weapons| Besides the use of her body as a weapon, Paradox is very skilled at using a Bardiche, one of the primary weapons of the Centaur culture. A Bardiche can be considered a type of anti-calvary weapon and is a cross between a polearm and an ax.

A silvery blue metal with diamond like properties. It was once strong chains created by the Goddess Angela to hold back the Goddess Dalanesca. Now the metal has all but lost it's magical properties but is still the strongest metal in all of Revaliir.
Conch Shell
A large shell that can be turned into a horn to summon sea spirits.
A screaming root that typical grows next to graves. Their cries are painful even as infants, and their volume only gets worse with age. The especially ancient ones can cause deafness.
Shadow Cloth
Cloth tainted by copious amounts of spectral energy, shadow cloth comes from banshees and other, higher wraiths. Few are the people that can acquire it, for the fabric must be extracted from the subject while it is still “alive,” and the process almost never occurs with a willing subject.
A semi-precious gemstone used to craft other things. Rubies and sapphires are in the corundum family as well as many others. Often corundum is called by its color and not its real name.
Iron Ore
A piece of iron ore. Not very useful now, but maybe it can be combined with other things?
Dragon Scale
Pulled off the body of a mighty dragon, this scale can be used for crafting.
Obsidian Shard
This black shard is actually volcanic glass. It can be used for various crafts.
Insect Chitin
A chunk of chitin from a large insect, perfect for crafting various kinds of armor and weapons. Strong a durable, weaker in strength to high grade but somewhat easier to work with.
This is an event synth for Staff's 2018 Anniversary event Negation Order: Exterminate the Moons.
Sky Shards
Shards broken from the void pocket's glamour, has many uses some of them still being found out.
This is an event synth for Staff's 2018 Anniversary event Negation Order: Exterminate the Moons.
Nevermelting Icicle
A spike of ice that generates a constant fog and never melts even in intense heat.
Plate Leggings
Armor for the legs crafted of thin metal sheets, it offers a lot of protection at the loss of mobility.
Plate Cuirass
Chest armor formed of thin metal sheets, it offers a great deal of protection though at a loss of mobility.
Plate Vambraces
Thin sheets of metal formed into armor to protect the arms.
Opal Petrified Wood
Thousands of years ago this stone was actually a tree. Fire opal can be found growing within from water filling the cracks while it was alive.
Steel Ingot
An ingot that happens when carbon is fused with iron during the smelting process.
A common gem that can be used to craft other things.
Wyvern's Heart
A heart torn straight from a wyvern that has been kept beating from exposure to mana.
A piece of lather. Maybe it can be used for something?
The result when lightning strikes sand.
A golden drop of sunlight.
Bolt of Silk
A simple piece of silk. Maybe it can be used for something?
A semi-precious gem used for crafting.
Simple, sturdy footwear, usually made of leather.
Common Trousers
Sometimes called pants, this garment is worn on the lower body, and covers the legs. These trousers are long and extend down to the ankles.
Common Tunic
A simple garment which might resemble a long shirt that stops somewhere between the wearer's hips and ankles. The sleeves may be long or short, depending on the local climate.
Conjure Food
The caster creates a small amount of food, enough for a single meal.
These herbs can be prepared in a variety of ways— ground into a balm, brewed into a tea, chewed whole, and more— and have a variety of properties that make them valuable to alchemists, healers, assassins, and more.
Hunting Bow
A simple crafted bow for hunting tonight's dinner. Not overly suitable for combat.
Made out of whatever material one could find at the time, this bag holds a few possessions one would have.
A short, bladed weapon with a sharp point. Can be used to slash or pierce an enemy.
A long string of beads or a chain of precious metal, worn around the neck.
Used to sharpen objects.
Battle Axe
This large, double-bladed axe is typically wielded with two hands. It is designed to penetrate through heavy plate armor.
Egjoran Poleaxe
A polearm with a long haft, and a small axe-like head for striking at enemies.
Enchanted with a keen rune so it never rusts or dulls from age. Enchanted with a second rune to make it extremely effective at dealing with plate armor and dragonscale armor.
Commune with Beasts
This spell allows the caster to communicate with animals. With great skill, the caster can even convince animals to fight for you; lesser skill sends all animals into a frenzy making them attack even the caster.
A thick, woolen blanket, perfect for keeping a person warm.
Commune With Nature
This spell allows the caster to communicate with plants.
Living Color Spellbook
Developed in the Land of Colors, also known as Abed, this spellbook has the power to make all spells cast through it visible and in an array of many colors. Spells done in song suddenly have the lyrics and notes appearing in vibrant color leaving the lips and instrument of its user.
A complimentary prize for both the Ad-venturous Competition and Write Something Beautiful Contest.
Abedian Hypnotic Curry
This curry has multiple different special ingredients that mess with one’s mind. It induces a psychedelic effect and other various effects: shrinking, another language being spoken, hair color change. None of the effects are permanent but be wary that you will never know what you are going to get when taking a bite.
Event Prize for The Abedian Festival of Color 2016.
Lucina's Moonlight Lantern
This lantern was made by the fallen goddess Lucina. She was once considered a saint among the people of Parvpora before the Tree was tainted. She would light the way home for sailors using the moon. She created these lanterns to ward off the evil of her conclave siblings. When the tree became tainted these delicate stained glass lanterns were hidden so she could not destroy them.
Can see through darkness made by magic by ten feet.
Event Prize for The Abedian Festival of Color 2016.
Shrunken Head
No one is entirely sure how the natives have figured this out. I just hope I'm not next.
Lump of Coal
A hard packed ball of coal that can be used for crafting. Can also be used to burn for a fire.
Found in oysters these beautiful little gems can make quite the beautiful bracelet or necklace.
Orichalcum Ore
A piece of Orichalcum ore. Not very useful now, but maybe it can be combined with other things?
Gold Ore
A piece of gold ore. Not very useful now, but maybe it can be combined with other things?
Ammolite is a very ancient gemstone made from fossilized shells. It has an opal like appearance making it highly sought after.

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